Greetings from Poland! Here’s a riddle for you: when the sign on one bathroom door is a circle and the other is a triangle, how do you know which one to choose? I mean arguments could be made both ways. I can imagine myself physically either way, and possibly more like a triangle if you take into account the pattern of pubic hair. But a triangle could be considered the male aiming method of bladder relief. Or the circle could be a target to be aimed at. So, that’s no help, either.
To further confuse things, I saw both a little boy and his big sister coming out of the triangle door. And I saw another girl coming out of the circle door, only to go into the triangle door. I stood and waited for an adult to enter or exit a bathroom. But time was not on my side. Finally, I had to make a choice. Being closer to the triangle, I went for it, and that’s when I found out: the triangle is male, and it was the urinal that told me.
So, I don’t know what you are, but I’m a circle.